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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 03:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Why cant I sleep on my side after getting my covid vaccine? I just got the shot and I’ve been overstimulated from not being able to sleep, my arm is very sore and it hurts so much to move and I just want to sleep but it hurts if I lay on either side

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

World-First: Scientists Capture a Rare Lightning-Triggered Gamma-Ray Burst - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

NASA Science Community Budget Meeting POSTPONED - NASA Watch

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How short is too short for a skirt?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Voyager IPO: Stock Rockets 84% Higher in Trading Debut - Barron's

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Image of giant volcano on Mars captured by NASA orbiter - ABC News

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do you feel cockroach?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Next, they tried...

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Can someone write me a sex story?